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Fat people in government

Ever since I had my press conference at the court house I have been haunted by the memory of seeing so many fat people in one place. What angers me is that most of those people were county sheriffs, and most of the other really fat people were workers at the court house.

Hey, if people want to use food as a drug and create a health hazard why should tax dollars be used to pay them? Ask around about high overtime and high grade law enforcement; check out who and how many are stuffing their pockets full of overtime pay (average $60 – $80 per hour) to protect you from your own children (you know, the war on drugs).

At the same time all of the really fat law enforcement and government employees are enjoying health care that is beyond the reach of the average taxpayer who does not use food as a drug.

Hey, law enforcement has to be a high stress job so why not maintain the standards and take care of your people? I know the fat people who are there couldn’t have been that fat when they joined because most of them are in a higher pay grade.

Who wants to depend on a fat person in a life or death situation involving physical activity and high stress?  Nobody. They need to eat less food, do more sit-ups and collect less overtime, and read the Constitution of the United States so they actually know how to treat the citizens they are hired to protect.

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