I used to love my country when the citizens were not forced to pee in jars in order to qualify for work.

I used to love my country before its war criminal government overtly subverted the American constitution.

I used to love my country before its war criminal government ignored the Geneva Convention by practicing torture and kidnapping.

I used to love my country before its elected officials surrendered their right to govern to a war criminal president.

I used to love my country before the World Trade Organization bought it.

I still love America because we have the world’s best water pressure and we grow the world’s best marijuana.